I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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