okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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