so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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