Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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