no you cant smoke seaweed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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