I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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