my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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