Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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