Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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