i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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