in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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