if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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