All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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