this beer tastes like vomit already
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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