Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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