But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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