Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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