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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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