just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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