I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Someone shattered a urinal.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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