Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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