he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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