I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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