i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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