David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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