Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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