he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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