I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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