Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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