im drinking this country out of the recession.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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