I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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