Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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