she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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