No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Randomize
