White coat. Heels.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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