he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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