I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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