Already got asked if we're dating
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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