Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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