I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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