I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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