I smell stomach acid.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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