He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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