that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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