The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Randomize