As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We have started to decorate penises.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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