I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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