you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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