Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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