Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
