i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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