I need to stop coming to work sober
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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