i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It's blow job season.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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