there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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