handjob tips. give me some.
vagina is talking i cant
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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