have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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