Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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