am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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