I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
